I'll play your stupid game even though you change the rules every time I start winning. Don't you see it's making you so small and petty, but you keep pushing so I'll keep playing and I'll win and win until one day you stoop to a new low and then I'll tell you, "Look here sir and madam, I'm not going to play your stupid game anymore. You cheated but I kept playing and look at you now, you're covered in slime and you hate me for being spotless. Well, I quit because it looks like you won after all, you've created a face only a mother could love. Make me your trophy you can put on your shelf, because sure as hell no one will want what's left of this."